Words Of The Day - Percussive Maintenance.

Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Word Of The Day - Blamestorming.

Blamestorming - Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

Word Of The Day - Testiculating.

Testiculating - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

Words Of The Day - Aeroplane Blonde.

Aeroplane Blonde - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Words Of The Day - Swamp Donkey.

Swamp Donkey - A deeply unattractive person.

Words Of The Day - Prairie Dogging.

Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

Redesign of site

Well that is better. I did not think much of the design that was there.
:)
It is good what you can come up with when you have a few minutes to spare and some incentive to do it.

Words Of The Day - Cube Farm.

Cube Farm - An office filled with cubicles.

Words Of The Day - Salmon Day.

Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

Words Of The Day - Seagull Manager.

Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

Summer Classes for Women

Summer Classes for Women
THE BRISTOL ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Friday May 20th 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.

Class 1 - Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2 - Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 - Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?

Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 - Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 - Curling Tongs -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Class 6 - How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 - Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 - Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 - I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 - How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 - Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Wind shield .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 - How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.