My mother taught me about GENETICS ...
"You're just like your father."

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT ...
"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me HUMOR ...
"When the lawn mower cuts your toes off, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job"

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop pulling that face, it will freeze that way."

My mother taught me about LOGIC...
"If you fall out of that tree and break your neck. I won't take you to the shops"

My mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't answer back to me!"

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"Just are going to get it when father gets home."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait till your father gets home."

Have you ever noticed, women may not hit harder, but they aim lower.

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making some one smile. - Paolo Coelho

The worst kind of pain is when you are smiling just to stop the tears from falling.

The average person tells 4 lies a day or 1460 a year. The most common lie is:
I'm fine.

have you ever noticed? in boring classes/meeting drawing techniques are improved!

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Bipolar

Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future.

There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. So, love the people who treat you right. Sod the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of LIFE...Getting back up is LIVING....

You never know what you have until you clean your room.

Be very, very careful what you put into your head, because you will never, ever get it out.

Remember; The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to kiss tomorrow.

Notice

This department requires no physical fitness program

Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing there luck.

Real dogs don't ride in purses!

Mother (noun) .:- One person who does the work of twenty. For free. (See also: 'masochist'. and 'saint')

OH, SO YOU WANT TO ARGUE?
BRING IT ON!
I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON.

Exercise in the morning, before your brain figures out what you're doing.

Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues.

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Keep your friends close and your enemies on a limited profile.