Organisations .:- When the top guys look down they see shit heads, when the bottom level guys look up all they see is ass holes.

Being powerful is like being a Lady. If you have to tell people you are then you are not!

If only closed minds came with closed mouths!

Poor (adj) .:- When you have too much month at the end of your money.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers whet you did except you!

Don't be so serious, if you cannot laugh at yourself, call me, I will laugh at you!

A boss is like a nappy, always on your ass and full of shit!

Ever looked at your ex and wondered. 

Was I drunk the entire relationship?

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, we have always been taught to give out used toys to the less fortunate.

How to handle stress like a dog! If you cannot eat it, or play with it, them pee on it and walk away.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing and I thank the ones who left my life and made it even better.

Wipe your mouth there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Stress the confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately deserves it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

Sometimes I think that the gene pool could do with a little chlorine!

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. 

When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. 

I wrote down happy. 

They told me I didn't understand the assignment. 

I told them they did understand life.

Drink Coffee Do stupid things faster.

Teenagers! 

Tired of being harassed by your parents! 

ACT NOW!! 

Move out. Get a job; Pay your bills while you still know everything.

Don't mix between my personality and attitude. My personality stays with me, but my attitude depends on you.

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less room you will have to love in the present.

Please don't lie to me unless you're sure I will never find out the truth.

Experience is what you get when you don't stop trying.

Throughout my life, I have always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder is there anyone out there afraid to loose me?

Positive thought for the day, when you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you. You should really ask yourself

Am I too sexy?

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Don't let your years slip through your fingers by living in the past, nor in the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life.

I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

If you cannot afford a doctor go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray, a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.

Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, fuck what other think & do your own thing.

F*CK C#NS@RSH!P

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